Archive for the 'Humor' Category

IOL - A New Zealand woman convicted of “Streaking” as she dashed across the field during an international rugby match decided to sell her bikini at the Trade Me Internet auction site to recover court costs and fines of about $330.
Bidding had – by the time of this article – gone to $4000.
Unfortunately for the auction [...]

The Federal Government today unveiled a new currency designed to convey the actual inflation adjusted value of the dollar.
The new bills are expected to be in circulation fairly soon – in time to match the dollar’s quick demise once Canada, the US and Mexico are linked economically as a Northern Hemisphere Trade Zone.
The design reportedly [...]

Many people’s first home business is a nutritionally oriented MLM.
For their pains they face many aspersions from their friends and families because these people are supported in their biases by the medical community who supposedly “know better”… or know at least what the pharmaceutical companies tell them anyway.
Remember, Ph.D.’s earn their doctorate by doing original [...]

According to Newsmax.com Norway has decided to do something’s about Microsoft’s death grip on the computer market by raising compatibility standards between operating systems and using more open source software.
In other words, they’re tired of paying huge fees to Bill Gates every year too…
The Norwegian government said Friday it will increase its use of freely [...]

Dogbert’s marketing plan DOES sell the Ebonian Mp3 player… but leaves the customers haunted by their guilty little secrets…

Here’s a bizarre auction. If you were looking to go slumming on ebay, you’ve found it here.
He’s selling his left lug nut, except, of course he never get’s around to mentioning that it’s not actually a piece of his anatomy.
But this is all about viral marketing and the more outrageous, the more traffic, good [...]

One of my readers secretly smuggled a photo of his firm’s new computer functionality.
Once unveiled in the market place, his firm believes they will immediately capture 100% of the corporate market and much of the home computer use market – at least for users over age 35.

Though I’ve listed this as “humor” it’s also true.
Bill Gates revealed today that the IRS has to use a special computer to record data for his personal tax return.
From MSN Money

America’s principal bean counters must regularly face the gargantuan monstrosity that is Bill Gates’ tax return, an undertaking of such magnanimously complex proportions that the [...]

When introducting newbies to the computer, I routinely tell them… don’t worry there’s NO WAY you can destroy this thing just by clicking the keyboard.
Yesterday my wife got a frantic call from someone in the neighboring office.
“Look what I’ve done to my computer!”
When she went to inspect the damage, she asked “what did you do?”
“I [...]

George works with Bio Fuels Energy Corporation.
I wanted to pass along his “Rules of Business” for your consideration.

George’s Guide for Managers
1. You never want your revenue dependent on machinery or people running at 100% capacity.
2. Never base a business on an input that only comes from a single vendor.
3. Morality counts. [...]