New Mobile Cha Cha Guides Wanted

Just got this in my email box. If you wanted to be a Cha Cha guide but it never quite worked out, Cha Cha is now inviting people to participate as “ChaCha Mobile Answers Guides”.

Here’s how they describe the position:

Expeditors are like the Air Traffic Controllers of the ChaCha world. It’s your speedy, savvy work that keeps the questions flying in swift, orderly fashion to the right places. At times, you’ll even intercept questions yourself and provide an instant answer to the customer.

As an Expeditor, you sit at the crux of the system, converting all incoming questions into a standard form, determining if answers already exist, and categorizing the questions so they’re routed to the best available Guides. We think the Expeditor role is a perfect fit for Guides who prefer a more systematic set of tasks.

What’s required? Strong grammar and spelling, excellent general knowledge, fast typing, quick decision-making, and strong reasoning ability.

They give you alot of other qualifications of course.

By the end of the email it sounds like they need a Cray Super Computer instead of human being.

It sounded pretty good and I’ve posted this because I have a TON of inquiries about Cha Cha invites.

But then they got to the pay:

Expeditors do many more transactions than a Generalist or Specialist. Expeditors are paid a $.02 base rate with a $.01 quality incentive. This quality incentive will be automatically paid out to all Expeditors at least the first 30 days while they learn the system. Pay averages between $4 - $7 per hr.

Gee… I think I’d do better with a tin cup and pencils! or is that ?