Finally there’s some things we can all do to stop global warming from the Cameron Herald. Note: At press time it could not be confirmed whether suggestion number 4 had actually been confirmed by any multimillion dollar taxpayer funded study, but we hope not.
What we can do to stop global warming:
1. When breathing, try not to exhale too much. This adds carbon dioxide gas to the atmosphere.
2. Don’t do any work if you can help it. Physical activity just makes you breathe harder.
3. Eat leftover pizza cold, rather than reheating it. After a few beers, it hardly matters anyway.
4. If you must scratch your behind, use a wooden salad fork rather than your fingernails. The fork has small contact points, and generates less heat from friction.
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