Federal Government Unveils New Currency

June 16, 2006 by Chuck | 1 Comment

The Federal Government today unveiled a new currency designed to convey the actual inflation adjusted value of the dollar.

The new bills are expected to be in circulation fairly soon - in time to match the dollar’s quick demise once Canada, the US and Mexico are linked economically as a Northern Hemisphere Trade Zone.

The design reportedly beat out even the less valuable peso which will be used in the new trade zone in the public health sector, namely, toilet paper.

For more on this you might read Marilyn Barnewall’s latst musings.

On a more serious note, now we know why the President is pushing amnesty for illegals… it’s part of creating a North American Trade Zone.

In Government, Humor

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